Sometimes you get your roof repaired and it leaks afterward and your roofer is flakey and frustrating.

To process your rage, you write a table.

d6 reasons for the ceaseless dripping

1. A hideous gnoll dentistry office moved in upstairs. Their latest client is a giant and they don't have a suction tube for moisture during procedures.
2. tobacco spitting cowboys are spittoon battling and have terrible aim
3. Drooling giant demon baby
4. Gelatinous cube squeezing out a new pup
5. Biblically accurate angel weeping out of its many eyes
6. Ceaseless downpours from an angry sky dad